jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

themongooseandthesnake:

“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.

sorrydean:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

kouharens:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,

themasterslover:

mishtaken:

Whatever happens next saturday, we’ll be there with you whovians.

aww fandoms consoling each other how cute :)

teenwolf:

Can’t wait for the full trailer to be released Monday? Neither can we. Here’s a preview of what’s to come…

thecityofpawnee:

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on

(Source: jewlzz23)